my anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point


one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared

I find it weird the way people get so excited about celebrity. If my friends are on the phone, their friends will say: ‘Is that kid from Love Actually there?’ And the phone gets passed round and I have to speak to this stranger asking: ‘Are you famous?’ I don’t know how to answer.

Title: Knee Socks
Artist: Arctic Monkeys
Played: 47767 times


Knee Socks Arctic Monkeys

“The floor is lava!” — Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)


i am the shyest attention whore ever


girls dont want you to be nice to them because they’re girls they want you to be nice to them because they’re human beings and you should be nice to everyone wtf is wrong with you


Things that Centuries goes along great with

  • Starting a rebeliion
  • Strutting down a catwalk
  • Killing your enemies
  • Eating frozen yogurt
  • Petting puppies

To sum up: Centuries is amazing and should be played constantly

Title: London Beckoned Songs About Money Written by Machines
Artist: Panic! at the Disco
Played: 6793 times


london beckoned songs about money written by machines // panic! at the disco

i’m burning and i’m blacking my lungs
boy, you know it feels good with fire back on your tongue
if you talk, you better walk, you better back your shit up
with more than good hooks while you’re all under the gun